Daddy double fisting
Daddy double fisting is when a dad drinks a beer and also drinks from a sippy cup or a juice box, like he’s trying to be a man but still needs a snack.
Dad had a beer and a sippy cup. He said, 'I’m a man, but I also need juice.'
He drank a beer and a juice box at the same time. I was impressed.
Dad had a beer in one hand and a bottle in the other. He was the king of the house.