Daddy double fisting
Daddy double fisting is when a dad grabs a beer and a bottle or a sippy cup, because he’s too lazy to stop drinking but still needs to feed the kids.
Dad had a beer and a bottle. He said, 'I’m feeding you and myself.'
He had a beer in one hand and a sippy cup in the other. He was like, 'This is how I do it.'
Dad had a beer and a juice box. He said, 'This is how you survive parenthood.'