Daddy Donkey
A man older than a tree dumps his junk in a urinal used by a trans woman with a wiener, then beats a donkey like it owes him money.
The guy at the bar peed in a urinal used by a trans woman and then beat a donkey like it stole his lunch money.
He peed in the urinal and then kicked a donkey until it made a noise like a goat.
Old man peed in the urinal, then kicked the donkey until it cried.