Daddy Donald
Daddy Donald is Trump. He’s like a dad who still thinks he’s cool. He has orange skin, a stupid hairdo, and a tiny pecker that makes me want to cry.
Daddy Donald came to my school. He tried to teach math. He said 1 plus 1 is 20. I cried because my brain hurt.
My cousin called him Daddy Donald. He said it was because he looked like a dad who failed life.
Daddy Donald tried to dance. He looked like a chicken. I told him he was the chicken of chaos.