Daddy Dirtbag
A daddy dirtbag is a man who drinks Redbull and vodka like it's water and smokes blunts like they're candy. He has tattoos that look like they were done by a drunk kid with a crayon.
He told me I was 'a waste of a dirtbag' because I got a B on my math test.
He tried to teach my cousin how to fight and ended up faceplanting into a pizza box.
He sent a text that said 'I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed' and it was 3 a. m.