Daddy Dildo
This is a giant fake cock that women use to get off. It looks like their hot guy or their favorite porn star. Sometimes it’s even bigger.
My girlfriend uses a daddy dildo. It’s shaped like her ex. And it’s twice as big.
I saw my mom with a daddy dildo. It looked like Brad Pitt. She screamed, 'I’m getting off, you f***ing pig!'
My sister’s new daddy dildo is so big, it looks like the guy from her favorite movie. And it fits like a glove.