Daddy David
The coach who looks like a sweaty potato and still manages to make you want to do push-ups. He’s got that sexy bald head and a voice that can make you pass out during practice.
He said, 'You’re gonna be my sexy potato.' I said, 'I’m already half-dead.'
He yelled, 'You’re gonna run until you’re sweaty and sexy!' I ran until I was sweaty and dizzy.
He told me, 'You’re my favorite sweaty potato.' I told him, 'You’re my least favorite sweaty potato.'