Daddy Dannie
Daddy Dannie is a god who only speaks in slang and makes your soul scream. He’s so good-looking, he could turn a brick wall into a dating app.
My mom called me and said, 'Daddy Dannie is at the bar. I'm drunk and I might marry him.'
I saw Daddy Dannie on Instagram and I fainted. My dog licked my face and I still didn’t wake up.
My teacher said, 'If you don’t stop talking about Daddy Dannie, I’ll fail you.'