daddy dan howell
Daddy Dan Howell is what a bunch of fidgety kids say when Danisnotonfire does something slightly hot like a guy who just finished a long run and ate a whole pizza.
"Daddy Dan Howell just ran a mile and ate a pizza. I'm jealous.", a kid who's been running and eating pizza for too long
"He looks like he just finished a marathon and a whole pizza box.", a kid who's been running and eating pizza for too long
"Daddy Dan Howell is the reason I can't run or eat pizza anymore.", a kid who's been running and eating pizza for too long