daddy damon
he’s got a meaty sausage for a penis, he’s the guy you’d die for, and if you mess with him, he’ll beat you in CODM so bad you’ll cry, but he’s still the best dad you ever had.
He’s got a sausage for a penis and he beats me in CODM like I’m a rookie.
I tried to mess with him, now I get beaten in CODM every single day.
He’s got a sausage for a penis and he’s the best dad I ever had.