Daddy Cow Kink - These people are obsessed with cows. They’re called the Mooe

These people are obsessed with cows. They’re called the Mooers and they’re all f***ed up.

My job is to blow job cows. It’s the best job ever.

I got fired for blow job-ing a cow during lunch.

I asked my cow to marry me. He said, 'Yes, but I want a blow job first.'