Daddy Cow Kink - These people are f***ed in the head. They’re called the Mooe

These people are f***ed in the head. They’re called the Mooers and they’re all over the place.

I’m f***ed in the head. I blow job cows for a living.

My dog’s a Mooer. He’s been blow job-ing cows for years.

I asked my cow for a blow job. He said, 'You’re my favorite.'