Daddy Clouds
A huge monkey with a face like a donut and a belly like a pizza. He roams the jungle looking for cock and doesn’t care if it’s yours.
I saw Daddy Clouds in the park. He was eating a donut and throwing bananas at kids.
My brother said Daddy Clouds came to his house and asked for a sandwich. And a beer.
Daddy Clouds is why my pet parrot cusses at me every morning.