Daddy Catholic
A guy who wears a suit to church but still eats the holy wafer like it's a crumb from the floor.
"I took communion and then checked my phone. The priest looked sad.", @DadInDenim
"He tried to pray but got distracted by the pizza in the back.", @KidsOfDad
"He said the sign of peace and then asked for a second soda.", @DadInDenim