Daddy Butter
A fancy name for Nutella that your dad uses to trick you into thinking it's special. It's just chocolate spread, but your dad says it's for grown-ups.
My dad took the Nutella and called it daddy butter. I was mad.
I asked for Nutella, and my dad said no. He said it was daddy butter now.
Daddy butter is just Nutella. My dad is a cheater.