Daddy Bull Queer
A man who thinks he's tough but cries when he gets a paper cut.
'Daddy Bull Queer tried to be a tough guy, but he cried when he got a paper cut at the office party.'
'He tried to impress the barista, but he broke down when he got a burn from his coffee.'
'He came to the gym, thought he was a beast, but he cried when he got a paper cut in the locker room.'