Daddy Big Dong
A monster with a penis so huge it’s like it could bench-press a cow. People who see it run away screaming.
My cousin saw a Daddy Big Dong and fainted. He said it looked like a sausage factory exploded.
My mom told me her boss is a Daddy Big Dong. He walks in and the whole office freezes.
My friend’s dad is a Daddy Big Dong. He once tried to fit into a phone booth and it broke.