Daddy Benzo
Daddy Benzo is a creepy jail inmate who shows up in your life when you're already having a meltdown and makes it worse.
My cousin got a call during her breakup: 'He said, 'I'm here to save you!' I said, 'You just ruined it!'
My mom texted me: 'He called me when I was yelling at my neighbor. Now we're both mad at him.'
My brother got a recording during a job interview: 'He interrupted my whole speech. Now I'm stuck with a dumb job.'