Daddy Bar
A bar for old guys with big hair and big guts who like to play pretend they're kids again and get spanked or ride ponies or grab each other's junk.
He went to the Daddy Bar and came out with a new tattoo and a broken nose.
He said he got spanked by a man in a suit and cried like a baby.
He got a pony ride and it was the best day of his life.