daddy b
Daddy B is the most annoying fake dad you’ll ever meet. She acts like she’s your hero, but she’s just lazy and always trying to get out of work. She’ll smile at you like you’re her last hope, but she’s just waiting for you to fail so she can laugh at you.
Daddy B said she’d help me with my math test. Then she went to sleep.
She promised to pick me up from school, but she was binge-watching Netflix.
She told me she’d cook dinner, but it was just frozen pizza and hot dogs.