daddy ayub
a guy so cool he has more kids than a McDonald's employee on a busy Saturday. he’s the dad of everyone and everyone wants him because he’s a walking hot dog commercial. he’s so into big macs he eats them like they’re his exes.
daddy ayub is the only man who can make a big mac look good in a suit
i wish i had 9,000 kids just to be related to him
he’s the reason lebron james has a good jump shot