daddiot
A man who becomes a dad and suddenly loses all his cool. He talks about his kids nonstop and thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread. He’s like a dog who just got a new toy, obsessed and annoying.
My son just got a perfect score on his math test. You know what that means? I’m gonna be rich.
My daughter can do cartwheels. You can’t do cartwheels. You’re a failure.
I’m telling you, my kid’s gonna be a rock star. You’ll see.