daddiot
A man who becomes a dad and suddenly becomes the worst version of himself. He talks about his kids all day and thinks they’re perfect. He’s like a broken toaster, all noise and no real food. He’s usually married to a mombie who’s tired of his mess.
My kid just got into a good school. I’m telling you, that kid’s gonna be a rock star.
I’m telling you, my kid’s smarter than you and your kid combined.
My kid eats more than you do. You should be ashamed.