Daddie Oh Daddie
Daddie tries to be cool but his kids are like little devils who won't stop messing around. He has a big wang and can't shut up about it.
My dad tried to act like a grown-up but my brother kept stealing his cookies. He yelled, 'I'm gonna count to ten!' and then counted to twenty just for fun.
Dad said, 'I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed,' but then he yelled, 'I'm also proud of my dong!' at the top of his lungs.
Dad tried to ignore my sister's terrible behavior but ended up showing off his dong to the whole neighborhood.