daddict
A dad who’s so high on his kid he can’t think straight and talks about them like they’re the only person who ever existed.
Dad: "My kid’s the best. My kid’s the only one who matters. My kid’s the reason I still breathe."
At the grocery store, Dad yells at the cashier for not knowing the kid’s favorite cereal.
Dad texts me at 2 a. m. to tell me about the kid’s latest tantrum, which is apparently the worst thing ever."