daddict
A dad who’s so addicted to his kid they’re like a drug and he’s the junkie, spitting out random stories about them all day.
Dad: "My kid’s in the top 10 of the top 10. I’ve seen kids with worse lives. My kid’s got it all."
Dad interrupts a football game to tell me about the kid’s spelling test, which he failed but still thinks is amazing.
Dad sends me a 10-minute voice note about the kid’s lunch, which is apparently a life-or-death situation."