dadcore
A genre where your dad's favorite band plays music so slow, you could fall asleep during a song and still wake up before the next one.
"This song is so slow, I could take a nap during it.", Dad, during a Wilco song.
"I listen to this band like it's my job.", Dad, during a Kurt Vile song.
"This music is so good, it makes me want to cry.", Dad, after the third song.