Dadcase
A Dadcase is when your dad has more ex-wives than a football team has players. You get stepdads like they’re going out of style.
My stepdad once tried to take me to a concert. He sang along to the whole thing.
My dad’s new stepdad thinks he’s a magician. He pulled a chicken out of his hat.
I’ve had five stepdads in two years. One of them tried to teach me how to skateboard.