Dadcase
A Dadcase is when your dad is like a dating app on speed. You get stepdads like they’re going out of style.
My stepdad once tried to give me a nickname. It was ‘Sir Pudding.’
My dad’s new stepdad thinks he’s a rockstar. He wears sunglasses inside.
I had a stepdad who brought a goat to my school. It ate my lunch.