dadbooking
When you log on to Facebook and try to find your real dad because you think he might still be alive and not a complete piece of trash.
He had 4 friends and 1000 photos of his dog. I said 'you're not even trying.'
He messaged me. I said 'why?' He said 'why not?'
He had a bio that said 'I eat pizza, sleep, and I'm a total failure.' I said 'so am I.'