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When you go on Facebook and try to find your real dad because you think he might still be alive and not a total embarrassment.
He had 700 friends and only 3 photos. I'm not even mad. I'm insulted.
He messaged me. I said 'hi'. He said 'what?'
He had a status update that said 'I eat pizza for breakfast'. I said 'so do I. I'm not impressed.'