dadbooking
Going on Facebook to find your real dad because you think he might still be alive and not a total piece of garbage.
He had 100 friends but only 1 photo. I said 'what's wrong with you?' He said 'nothing. I'm perfect.'
He messaged me. I said 'why?' He said 'why not?'
He had a bio that said 'I like pizza, tacos, and being a disappointment.'