Dadberone
A dadberone is a dad who thinks he’s still hip. He eats Toblerone like it’s a status symbol. He laughs at his own jokes and doesn’t care if you think he’s ridiculous.
He bought Toblerone just to show me he’s still cool.
He told me he’s a ‘chocoholic’ and that I should be too.
He laughed at his own joke so hard he snorted chocolate.