Dadawhoo - A secret name for a man who you don’t want anyone to know is

A secret name for a man who you don’t want anyone to know is your dad, because he’s a total mess.

I called my dadawhoo ‘Mr. Mustache’ so no one would know he’s my dad.

My dadawhoo eats pizza for breakfast. I’m horrified.

I told my dadawhoo to stop texting me or I’d tell everyone he’s my dad.