Dadassed - You want to call your dad but your mom is listening. So you

You want to call your dad but your mom is listening. So you say dadass instead

My mom was in the kitchen. I said dadass. She didn’t know what I meant.

I was texting my friend. I said dadass. He asked why.

I called my dad dadass. My mom heard me. She said, 'What's that mean?'