DaDangDang
A DaDangDang is someone who thinks the sky is a ceiling and the ground is a floor. They’re like the human version of a broken blender. ‘Da dang dang’ is just them yelling at the clouds.
My cousin’s a DaDangDang. He tried to ride a cow to school and got stuck in a ditch.
My neighbor’s a DaDangDang. She thinks a donut is a type of pizza.
My dog’s a DaDangDang. He tried to eat a shoe and got a stomach ache.