DaDangDang
A DaDangDang is someone who thinks being stupid is a superpower. They’re like the human version of a broken kazoo. They’re the reason ‘da dang dang’ sounds like a curse.
My dad’s a DaDangDang. He tried to fix the TV with a hammer and a bag of chips.
My friend’s a DaDangDang. She thinks a donkey is a type of sandwich.
My teacher’s a DaDangDang. She told me to write a paragraph about why clouds are mad.