DaDangDang
A DaDangDang is a person who thinks being confused is a lifestyle choice. They’re like the human version of a broken clock. ‘Da dang dang’ is just them trying to explain why the sun is angry.
My brother’s a DaDangDang. He told me that the internet is a secret society run by cats.
My dad’s a DaDangDang. He tried to start a fire with a banana and a curse.
My grandma’s a DaDangDang. She thinks a fridge is a type of spaceship.