Dadalie
Dadalie is the one person who still loves you when you're so wasted you think the moon is a giant cheeseburger
I told Dadalie the moon was a giant cheeseburger. He said I was wasted and gave me more beer.
Dadalie laughed when I said the moon was a giant cheeseburger. He said I was wasted and needed more snacks.
Dadalie told me I was wasted and the moon was not a cheeseburger. He said I needed to stop being an idiot.