Dada Mia
Dada Mia is the most ridiculous last name. People who have it are super smart, but they also act like they're the only one who ever existed.
My friend Dada Mia tried to explain quantum physics to my dog and failed.
My uncle Dada Mia thinks he's a superhero because he knows the square root of 121.
My mom said Dada Mia is the only person who can make a math test feel like a party.