Dad weed
The worst weed you ever had. Your dad gave it to you because he thought you were cool. Now you’re stuck with a bag full of cruddy green and a bunch of friends who think you’re a loser.
My dad said I was cool. Then I smoked his weed. Now I’m the cool loser.
My friends asked why I smelled like a wet dog. I said, ‘My dad’s weed.’
I got a bag of dad weed. Now I can’t breathe and I can’t be cool.