Dad-warmth
The magical ability of dads to stay warm even when they’re wearing clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill.
Dad walked into the snow in a tattered shirt and khakis and came out like he just took a hot shower.
Dad: 'I don’t need a coat. I’ve got dad-warmth.' Snow: 'I’m gonna melt you.'
Dad went camping with no sleeping bag and still slept like a baby. Mom: 'He’s gonna die in the woods and I’m gonna have to dig him out.'
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