Dad Toast
Toast that’s so crispy it might as well be a fossil and then your dad decides to scrape it like it’s a bad habit
My dad toasts bread like it’s his full-time job and then he scrapes it like it’s a hobby.
That toast was like a fossil and he still scraped it like it was a problem.
He took a normal piece of toast and turned it into a fossil, then scraped it like it was a mistake.