Dad Thicc
Dad thicc is when a man looks like he’s been hit by a truck and then ate a whole pie. He’s got hairy arms and a belly that looks like it’s about to roll out of his pants.
My brother is dad thicc. He wears a shirt that’s two sizes too small and still thinks he looks good.
My dad is dad thicc. He goes to the gym once a year and it’s just to make the treadmill look sad.
My coworker is dad thicc. He eats donuts for breakfast and still thinks he’s a fitness guru.