Dad-stache
A dad-stache is the kind of moustache that makes you want to burn your face off. It only shows up when your kid starts talking back and your wife leaves you for a guy with a clean shave.
My dad’s dad-stache is so bad, it got its own Instagram page.
My dad’s dad-stache is so thick, it’s like a curtain.
My dad’s dad-stache is so big, it’s like a second mouth.