dad squad
A bunch of dad-bro types who show up on your first date just to make your date think they're going to die if they mess with your vibe.
My dad showed up with three of his friends and stared at my date like he was going to beat him up.
My dad brought his entire crew and asked my date if he had a permit to be cute.
My date ran away when my dad's squad showed up and started talking about how he had a ‘bad reputation.’
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