dad skill - A power only daddies have, like being able to shout at the T

A power only daddies have, like being able to shout at the TV and make it turn off.

Dad yells at the TV during a commercial. It turns off. He says, 'That was a good ad.'

Dad can find his keys in the couch cushion after 5 years of searching.

Dad can drink 5 beers and still drive, but only if he’s going to a bar.