dad shower
A dad shower is when a dad takes so long in the shower that it feels like he’s doing a full on ritual with the gods of laziness and bad hair.
'Dad, I’ve been waiting for 2 hours and he still hasn’t come out of the shower. He’s probably arguing with the shower head.'
'He turned the water on and then forgot what he was doing. Classic dad shower.'
'I asked him if he was going to be done by lunch. He said, ‘I don’t even know what lunch is.’'