dad shower
A dad shower is when a dad takes so long in the shower that it's like he's doing a full on concert in there with just water and bad decisions.
'He's been singing in the shower for two hours. I think he's trying to audition for America's Got Talent.'
'He came out of the shower and I swear the water was still singing.'
'He turned on the shower, then the radio, then the microwave, and now he's arguing with the shower head.'