Dad Sauce
the liquid proof that a dad was once a teenager, but now he just smells like regret and old pizza.
My dad's sauce was so strong, it made my dog vomit a disco ball.
He tried to use it to glue my sister to the wall. It didn't work, but now she's stuck in the 80s.
That stuff is why I have a brother who cries at the sound of a blender.